OH LAWD THE BOOTY
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pleatedjeans:

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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
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iwishihadafather:

tragically beautiful 
foodnun:

bang bang motha fucka
preteenager:


i want this tattooed into my bones so in 500 years when they find my bones they’ll know i was rad as hell

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

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theonion:

The Onion’s Tips For New College Graduates: Full Report
Find the shittiest apartment known to humankind and move in with three people you don’t know from Craigslist
Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back
Remember to use your $35 Best Buy graduation gift card from your uncle wisely
Contract any severe diseases now while you’re still covered under your parents’ health insurance
Tell people you want to go into venture capital and they’ll be impressed
Whole Foods stores throw out a surprising amount of hummus that is still totally fine
As you begin your job search, make sure there are no typos on the first 11 or 12 pages of your cover letter
If you want to explore your interests and expand your horizons, you should’ve done that two years ago when you had the chance